WTF olympics?
Published Tuesday, February 21, 2006 by Michael | E-mail this post
it seems like the only opportunities i've had to watch the olympics have been the super lame events. case and point: 90 percent of the time i come across the olympics it always seems to be curling. CURLING. it seems like the olympics is just a non-stop game of curling. i think my big gripe about the winter olympics is that a majority of the sports are just too over my head. i know nothing about the luge, bobsledding, snowboarding, curling, the skeleton. they're sports i can't relate to. see, the summer olympics have the basics: running, jumping, swimming. everyone can do those things.
winter olympics, i've got some advice for you: tone it down a notch. some suggestions for less extreme sports— snowman building, snow flake counting, competitive apple cider drinking, etc. when that time comes, let me know and i'll watch religiously.
Huh, that's funny...no one leaves you any comments. Maybe if you were nicer, you'd get more.
Okay... I'm going to be posting again, but only to tell you that I thought it didn't work the first time, only to retype the entire thing again. Albeit not word for word, but I did a pretty decent job from memory, didn't I?
You're telling me you don't know anything about bobsledding? Did you not see Cool Runnings, perhaps the most movie produced during our young lifetimes?
Are you seriously telling me that you know nothing about bobsledding? Did you not see Cool Runnings, perhaps the best movie produced during our late elementary school/early middle school years?