so i ran into my good friend Weekend today and this was the conversation that ensued:
me: hey, i haven't seen you in a couple of days.
weekend: yeah, sorry. i've been busy.
me: is that a new skirt? it looks good on you.
weekend: yeah, it's new. i wore it just for you.
me: sweet! wanna make out?
weekend: umm...ok.
yeah. it's going to be a wild next few days.
HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!