so i woke up this morning and i was like "wtfuck smells like burnt popcorn?"

my brother came home last night around 1:30 with a friend. he put in a pizza. i went to bed. my mom woke up this morning at 5, came downstairs and the entire house was full of smoke. she took the charred pizza out of the oven that had been cooking in a 400˚ oven for the past three and a half hours.

if i kept a running tally for all the stupid things my brother does, i would definitely add another hatch mark for this one.